Winter warmth

I keep reading that this is the warmest October in Britain since records began. I'm not convinced. Its damn cold when I have to get out of bed in the morning and the clocks went back yesterday so I'm going to be returning from work in the dark every day.

As Winter draws in, surely it must be time to light a roaring fire, pour a warming dram of whisky, and snuggle up against a furry muff. Some girls shave for the Summer, but with the coming of Winter and the end to the possibility of beachwear for another year, lots of ladies let themselves go in the bush department. All the better for a fluff-lover such as myself.

Today's model, the sweet and sensual Viktoria, who I'm guessing comes from the East where the winters are long and deep, demonstrates just how warming a good natural bush can be. Despite the chill in the air, she is able to take off her big winter knickers and bounce about with her fine moist twat on display thanks to her full light brown bush (and sexy little armpit tufts). It hurts not a bit that she's picture-pretty - that helps keep me warm.

• Big knickers
• Big bush