Flat and fabulous

Ashley, let's be blunt, is never going to be a lingerie model. Why? She has the most negligible tits I have ever seen - or rather (on account of their non-existence) not seen. In fact, if the Guinness Book of records were to add a Smallest breasts on an adult female record, Ashley would be a shoe-in. She'd also be in the running for Smallest amount of areola extending beyond the nipple.

Nonetheless - or maybe exactly because of this - I think Ashley's great. Her cheeky face shouts fun, fun, fun, as does her cheeky vadge - which is surprisingly roomy for such a petite girl as you will see. Whoever said Good things come in small packages might have been talking about Ashley. Although chances are he wasn't.

• Open wide and say Oooh!
• Little lady, big stretch
• Making two old men very happy
• Variations on happy old men