Clam, mainly bearded

For reasons of flavour and variety I like to see the more-than-occasional bearded clam at my porn dining table. To mix the metaphor. By bearded clam, I of course mean furburger or whisker biscuit. I hope that clears up any confusion.

The lovely Ksenia, though unpronounceable, has a pronouncedly furry fanny (though her other bits are smooth, so do not be afraid younger men who've never met an untrimmed one).

• Easing you in gently
• Easing her fingers in gently