18 April 2006

The Lord's work

Got drunk the other day and fell asleep. In my dream the Lord spake unto me: "Get thee unto thy blog, O unworthy sinner. For thou hast not posted in nigh on four months and yet sinners come unto thee still and seek balm for the stirrings of the flesh."

"But Lord," I asked. "What links shall I post on my blog?"

And the Lord replied: "I will send unto thee an angel, and slender shall be her hips and her belly trim, her breasts shall be like unto two apples, for know ye this, more than a handful is waste."

"And what of her twat, O Lord?" I dared to enquire. "For the sinners who visit the blog prize pussy more highly than rubies."

"Her twat shall be as smooth as the cheek of a maiden. For I am a jealous God, and hair on a maiden is anathema to me, yea unto the hair around the ringpiece and that part that is called by some the taint."

"And the angel will show me what links to post?"

"The angel shall be thy model and in her likeness shalt thou post other maidens hairless and slender of frame."

"I will do thy bidding, O Lord," I replied, "although I can't promise the girls will be maidens."

And then I awoke and there was the angel the Lord had sent to guide me. And I sought out maidens (well, girls anyway) as the Lord had commanded.

But even now I feel the devil at work in my soul. Who knows how long it will be before I am once again corrupted to his ways and posting buxom babes with big bushes...

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18 December 2005

Fanny, not feet.

If you spend your time searching for snatch on the internet then you've probably seen Gabriela here before masquerading under the improbable name of Piper Fawn and thrusting her (admittedly very attractive) feet at the camera.

Now feet are all well and good, but once I've seen a cute young face and a pair of sizable boobs, what I need to see next is fanny, not feet. Fortunately, when not delighting foot-fetishists everywhere, Gabriela is quite happy to show her minge for the camera. What's more it comes in both hairy and trim varieties so there's something for everyone.

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11 December 2005

Alice in Wankerland

As a change from the full-figured and hairy girls I've posted recently, I thought I'd try a lithe teen with a muff that varies from wispy to non-existent. Meet slender-haunched Russian lovely Alice and enjoy the views of her posed provocatively in the East, alone and with friends.

With her rangy figure and her flexible limbs, Alice always puts me in mind of one of those youthful blonde tennis players who seem to roll off a production line somewhere in the former Soviet Union. Perhaps if fate had been different she would have been waving a racket and flashing her panties at Wimbledon or Roland Garros instead of waving a vibrator and flashing her cooze on the internet.

There's little about Alice that isn't appetisingly petite, be it her firm tight arse, her pert half-handfuls of breast or her neat little snapper. Some girls have fat crinkly fleshy labia like a big greasy doner kebab - tasty but none too refined. Not Alice. Her tidy pink twat is more like a smoked salmon amuse bouche - delicious and oh so classy.
I bet you never thought such a sweet young girl would let you watch her pee like that, eh?

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03 December 2005

Hippy chick Hannah

Curvy child of nature Hannah is a delicious vision of all-natural womanhood. Her pale clear skin suggests a studious indoors type of girl, the kind who regularly has her head dreamily in a book and her fingers equally dreamily down her panties. Her full ripe tits point to incipient earth-motherhood and her furry bush and pits, no doubt richly perfumed with the healthy scent of girl, imply that she's the sort of girl who doesn't give a fuck for convention.

As she turns up (under several different aliases) on a number of different Aussie sites, I had assumed that she was another of that country's improbably large number of gorgeous creatures. In fact, as you can read here, Hannah is from England - a true English rose with a peaches and cream complexion and a pretty pink pooky that surely merits a medal from Her Majesty the Queen. My heart (among other organs) swells with patriotic pride.

It's worth checking out the link above as not only are there a few extra piccies of Hannah, but you can read the thoughts of the girl herself on lezzing it up with a double-ended dildo. Yep, as you shall see, not only is Hannah a sweetheart but she likes the taste of pussy too...

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26 November 2005

Paloma rides again

A few months ago I posted an entry about the scrumptious Czech cutie Paloma and her run in with an unfeasibly large penis. Since then I have thought long and hard, especially hard, about Paloma's gorgeous tits with their natural hang and their enormous pink areolae.

In the end I went seeking out more Paloma pics as that combination of sweet face and curvy body is exactly what I want for unimanual surfing purposes. I enjoyed the search so much I thought I'd share the (full, pink & succulent) fruits of my efforts.

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21 November 2005

St Peters(fur)burger Svetlana

Time for another (moderately) hairy minge, this time the plump and fleshy vadge of Russian cutie Svetlana. This is down-to-earth unpretentious porn - attractive young woman takes off her knickers, opens her legs and spreads her big crinkly labia so the slavering perv discerning viewer can take in how pink and wet she is. No-one's trying to tell you these are erotic nudes or that the photographer is making an artistic statement; Svetlana's just a friendly devushka whose happy to show off her pert tits, firm butt and juicy snapper in exchange for a few roubles. The photographers have made sure that said bits are well-lit, properly framed and in focus. I'm a simple man, I don't need more.
Guess what else. While searching for these galleries I found lots of pics of Svetlana muff-diving, tuna-chomping, finger-banging and generally lezzing it up. I'll post these links soon, so y'all come back now...

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15 November 2005

Rosanna diverts the blood from my brain!

I'll fess up straight away. I may have slightly overdone it on the links today. I wish to plead diminished responsibility as the sight of today's cutie, Rosanna, appears to have left my brain starved of oxygen. The blood's all rushed somewhere more pertinent. Being stupified by Rosanna's beauty I'm going to abandon my usual sarky style and just gush (with prose... what else did you think I meant?).

Nineteen-year-old Rosanna is the ultimate girl-next-door, presuming the girl-next-door managed to combine an oh-so-sweet face with frankly enormous natural tits, a genuinely blonde flurry of pubes, a heart-stoppingly gorgeous cunt of perfect pinkness, and a readiness to experiment with other girls.

Most of these pics come from abbywinters.com. How does Ms. Winters keep finding these incredible girls? Surely every hot 19-year-old in Australia must have already appeared on her site. Rosanna starts off showing some relatively demure pics stripping out of her sportswear, though her awesome breasts and round behind can hardly be called demure. Next she progresses to demonstrating the scientific fact1 that girls with peaches'n'cream complexions and pink nips are very pink in other places too. Then an interlude of self-shot pics which highlight - among other things - the blonde deliciousness of Rosanna's natural soft girl-fuzz. Then Ms. R. gets to lez it up with Chloe, a girl almost as blonde and even more busty than herself, before we get to see some behind-the-scenes shots of the Rosanna-Chloe encounter. (I was hoping these would show how I too can get to film buxom teenagers eating each other pussies, but I didn't manage to pick up this trade secret!).

BTW, feel free to leave a comment detailing how much blood rushed from your brain, or saying this girl is nothing special (if you are mad), or calling me a limey fag, or whatever. I am so bored of only reading blog spam...
1 - There's no real evidence for it but it is a scientific fact

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